The Long Arm Of The Law Of Gravity.

Have you ever been walking and suddenly become conscious of the fact that you have arms? Are they swaying too much? Are they not swaying enough? Is gravity pulling them so far down that you resemble that of our primate counterparts?

Once this thought enters your mind, it’s difficult to free it from this self-conscious dilemma. I start observing other people’s arm movement so that I can maybe gauge what normal arm swing is. To no avail, it seems as though everybody else has it down. It’s at this point that I begin crunching some numbers and figuring out how I might be able to budget a rascal scooter or perhaps one of those new-age Segways.

With money tight right now, I ultimately I have to come to grips with the fact that perhaps I just walk a little funny. So big deal, my arms awkwardly move about when I’m walking, at least I don’t walk duck footed. Unless of course I do walk duck footed. Shit, I’ll have to look into that.