What I Learned In High School.

1. There is no such thing as a permanent record.
2. There IS SUCH thing as a criminal record.
3. The Mitochondria is the powerhouse cell.
4. The "i" before "e" except after "c" rule is bullshit.
5. Ham and cheese sandwiches don't age well in a metal locker.
6. Before you accuse other people of stepping in dog shit, check your own shoes.
7. Be weary of people who offer to do your homework. They may not write so good.
8. Drinking in the woods is better than not drinking at the prom.
9. Teachers have lives outside of school. Some even news worthy, like being featured in the police blotter.
10. The letter "y" is the black sheep of the vowel family.
11. Graduates of the D.A.R.E. program are 100% more likely to try drugs.
12. The "cool kids" either end up in jail, a maternity ward, or a GED program.
13. Shortcuts and cheating trumps hard work.
14. A teenager's fashion sense leaves much to be desired. Z Cavaricci's, need I say more?
15. Mailmen can easily be bribed to withhold any communications from school.