When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt it in Someone's Eye.

Mindless chitchat thrives in an office setting. If anyone actually said what they were really thinking everyone would hate each other. Weather, weekend, kids, and reality TV are all popular topics of crap. But I guess when work is so boring you tend to grapple onto anything that isn't business jargon in reference to TPS reports. So the thought of hearing how Marcy had one of her cats spaded and the other put to sleep in the same weekend is actually mildly interesting. Of course little does she know that the cute little homemade treats I gave her for her cats last week is the reason why fluffy has just been incinerated into a pile of dust with fifty other fur balls. -RAY D