Keep your inner-monologue to yourself.

I love when people let me in on their inner-monologue, especially when they're giving themselves a verbal pat on the back. Keep in mind I don't want to hear any of it, from their mental grocery list to a reminder to call the doctor and ask what the next step is if the rash hasn't cleared up. I would rather they just keep it all to themselves, all of it. - RAY D